- Marriage gets more fun with a child in the mix.
- Marriage gets more stressful with a child in the mix.
- We cherish the few moments we get to eat with two hands.
- To see your kid smile is the greatest feeling ever. We can't wait for the first laugh.
- We never thought we'd talk this much about fecal matter.
- It's a great feeling seeing friends loving on your kid.
- It's an even greater feeling seeing family loving on your kid.
- You can't go anywhere quickly.
- Apparently there was a void in my life that this child filled.
- If you relax, the child WILL urinate on you.